Prank of the Quarter Fall 2005

So a close friend has totally thrown you under the bus in front of your significant other by bringing up a past sexual experience that you previously had with someone else. You've been RELATIONSHIP SNIPED! Needless to say, you didn't score that night and you had to put out a major fire that your so-called-friend started between you and your lover.

Note: This will only work if the person that RELATIONSHIP SNIPED you lives with their sex partner. Next time you're over at his or her house, leave a dildo, vibrator, unwrapped condom or condom wrapper under his/her bed. You can also leave an unwrapped condom or just a condom wrapper in his/her car or in his/her bathroom cabinet.

When the RELATIONSHIP SNIPER's sex partner comes across all these undesirable looking nuggets he/she will be catching the 3rd degree and you will have turned the tables on the RELATIONSHIP SNIPER.

SALTANIC PENTAGRAM

This is a prank for demons & evil-doers alike, all over the world. First, you'll need a jumbo container of salt. Then, find the most vibrant green, maintained yard in your not-so-friendly neighborhood. Dress in black and wait 'til nightfall. Then, go to the victim's house.

FACT: Salt Kills Grass Dead! Pour the salt in a Pentagram-like pattern. You will want to make the Pentagram as big as possible for maximum effect. Then leave.

In a few days, like Black Magic, your SALTANIC PENTAGRAM image will appear and your neighbor will be calling his priest to holy-water his front lawn!

Trick-or-Treat Bag Filler Ideas

Tampons (new or used)
Condoms (used)
Maxi pads
Rat Traps
Candy Corn (dipped in hot sauce)
Ice Cubes
Yogurt
Hog Jaws
Gerbils w/PVC Pipe
Shards O' Glass

Doggie Treats

ABC Gum (already been chewed gum)

Bags Of Sand

Douches