Prank of the Quarter: Fall 2003:
GRAB TRAPS
Fall is coming and with it brings many festivals and night parades like Tampa’s Guavaween in Ybor City. One of the most common complaints I’ve heard from women about large gatherings is that asshole guys grab their asses behind the camouflage of a large crowd. You’re an innocent sassy girl just walking in the crowd and suddenly “SMACK!” or “GRAB!” you’ve got some dick weed’s dirty finger prints all over your ass. Well you don’t have to take it anymore. Here’s what you do.

Buy a couple of Rat Traps and hot glue or staple them with an industrial strength staple gun onto the outside of a pair of your underwear. Affix one trap per cheek, with the metal parts of the Rat Traps pointing out. Once the hot glue is dry or you’ve stapled them to your underwear, put your underwear on. Obviously, this works best if your dress attire is a miniskirt. Once you're at the crowded location were you fear hands will wander have a friend pull back the metal Rat Trap bars and arm your Grab Traps. In no time flat you’ll catch the Dirty Rat that Grabs your Ass and hopefully he’ll learn a lesson.

The lesson is... “If you grab my ass, my Grab Traps will make you wish you had asked.”