Prank of the Quarter: Spring 2005

THE VOICE OF GOD

Many people claim god has spoken to them. Well now its time to make it true.

For this prank you'll only need 2 walkie-talkies and a way to suppress your uncontrollable laughter while you expedite this tasty little nugget. 

Before church begins hide a walkie-talkie somewhere in the church hall. Hide it somewhere out of reach, like in the rafters. Make sure to set the receiver volume at maximum gain.

Be somewhere within range of the planted walkie-talkie so that you have a solid signal but make sure no one can see or hear you being the source sound. When the sermon begins you can be THE VOICE OF GOD by speaking into your walkie-talkie and letting your people know that you are a vengeful god and you get very angry when they are all wasting they're time in boring church when they could be doing something good like having sex or drinking the blood of christ in mass quantities. Remember you are THE VOICE OF GOD now and your sheep will do what they're told.

You can also play THE VOICE OF SATAN.

Have Fun. Be Creative. Be God.