Prank of the Quarter: Spring 2003 Easter Bonus:
Peter Cotton Christ
So your Catholic neighbor's kids have been waking you up in the wee-morning hours. They're out of control and screaming at the top of their lungs. Their parent's terrible parenting skills has directly affected you and your personal living environment.

We'll here's a pretty hardcore prank for a pretty hardcore problem. This prank will require a dead skinned rabbit, which is also known as hasenpfeffer, from a specialty meat market. You may have to call the butcher and request he keeps the head of the rabbit on the carcass. If he refuses to leave the head on, no problem. Use a chocolate bunny head in its place.

Once you have your skinned uncooked bunny carcass, make a cross out of 2 x 4's. You want the cross to stand at least 5' high. Next, nail the rabbit to the cross in a Jesus style crucifixion. Then on Easter Sunday morning under the cover of night, around 3:00 am, prop the cross on the porch or stick the cross upright in the ground facing the front door.

When the inadequate Catholic parents and their unruly bastard kids make their way for church on Easter Sunday morning they'll see Peter Cotton Christ hanging on a dead-end trail.

With any luck they'll move away and they'll take their walking Saturday morning abortions with them.