Prank of the Quarter: Summer 2004:
 

TAIL-PIPE PIPER
All you need is industrial-strength glue and a special MUFFLER WHISTLE that You can buy on the Internet or at a novelty shop. A MUFFLER WHISTLE is a circular piece of metal that slides gently onto an automobile's tailpipe. When the victim turns on their car, the MUFFLER WHISTLE blows and it totally freaks them out. It keeps whistling until they
turn off their car and take it off.

It's easily removable but for maximum payback, you want to make it much more permanent.

So late at night before you slide the MUFFLER WHISTLE on, load it up with lots of Super Glue or Industrial Strength Metal to Metal Bonding Glue.

If their in a hurry in the morning they're going to have to drive to work with a loud, annoying whistle blaring out of their tail pipe or they'll have to be late for work, if they do not want to be known as the TAIL-PIPE PIPER.


UNWELCOME HOME DOOR MATT
Put a Stink Bomb underneath the doormat. The best Stink Bombs are the liquid ones in the small glass ampules. They can be bought online or in novelty shops. (When the glass ampules break the smell comparable to rotten eggs and if you don't know
what rotten eggs smell like, try to imagine rotten pussy.) When that certain asshole comes home and steps onto their door matt, the ampule will break, unleashing a horrible smell that will say, "UNWELCOME HOME!"

Bonus Prank: DOORMAT GAHT
It's the same principle as the UNWELCOME HOME DOOR MATT except instead of using liquid Stink Bombs, you place Snappers underneath the door matt. Instead of getting a stink when they come home and stand on their door matt, they get a
BANG! Unfortunately, when they shit their pants, they don't have that far to go to change them.