Prank of the Quarter: Summer 2005

WATERING THE YAWN

With life comes relatives. With relatives comes summer vacations. With summer vacations comes unwanted guests. So how do you make these boring unwelcome visitors go away when they invade your home and lawn. You start by WATERING THE YAWN!

What you do is connect a motion detector up to your front yard sprinkler system. You can buy them at your local hardware store or on the Internet relatively cheap. Aim your sprinkler system toward the walk path that leads to your house and at the front door. Even the most persistent boring, annoying  relative you have will abort the visit as he or she will not want to get wet.

If they do make it to the front door. Don't open it when they knock or answer the phone while they're out there. It won't be long until they retreat because you're WATERING THE YAWN.