Prank of the Quarter: Winter 2005

TAG-A-LONG TP

(Cock Blocking The Cock Blocker)

So there's an obnoxious guy hitting on you or worse he's Cock Blocking you at a club.

Here's how you can remedy the problem.

Go to the restroom and unroll about 2 feet of toilet paper in your hand. Go up behind the Cock Blocker and "accidentally" bump into the Cock Blocker while simultaneously tucking the top part of the toilet paper into his pants or back pocket. (The "accidentally" bumping into him is a distraction so he doesn't feel you tucking the toilet paper into his pants.)

If the above procedure is done successfully you have just planted the most potent form of birth control onto the Cock Blocker because as soon as everyone in the club notices his TAG-A-LONG TP hanging out of the back of his drawers, the only thing he can hope to score is a sign on the back of his shirt that reads "Wipe Me."

Remember, girls can be Cock Blockers too so don't think a chick can't receive TAG-A-LONG TP as well.