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BEST TASTING HOT SAUCE WINNERS

Previous Best Tasting Hot Sauce: "PAIN IS GOOD Batch #37"
9 out of 10 hot sauce sadists & masochists agree, "This heat addicting concoction is like a new needle to a heroin addict!" This is definitely where pain & pleasure intersect into an euphoria of bliss(ter)ful delight. Pain Is Good casts a spell of hypnotic trance that makes you pour on more with every burning, yet at the same time, soothing bite. It's thick orange & red consistency catches your eye. Then you notice the tasty & generous bits of minced garlic suspended inside along with Habanero peppers, carrots and a bounty of other natural heat pleasing ingredients. The bottle is flask-shaped so after you've consumed your 1st bottle, you've got a liquor-carry-all for your travels to buy a fresh bottle of Pain Is Good!

Ratting: 10 out of a possible 10 points.

The Undisputed Best Tasting Hot Sauce Winner Of All Time: "MAD BOMBER"
10 out of 10 hot sauce sadists & masochists agree, "This is the BEST tasting hot sauce EVER made!" Unfortunately if you don't already know this, you never will. MAD BOMBER Assassin Sauce is no longer being made do to the owner, (for personal reasons,) leaving the Hot Sauce business. Maybe one day he will return and resurrect this messiah of hot sauces so that you, the masses, may worship it’s holy burn. It was the combination of sweet garlic mixed with the perfect heat that made this hot sauce in a class of its own. RIP, MAD BOMBER, RIP. Click Here to see a picture of BillY with the creator of Mad Bomber.

Ratting: 11 out of a possible 10 points.

Previous Best Tasting Hot Sauce Winner: "HEALTHY HOT SAUCE"
Wow this bottle was gone in just 2 settings. If you can find Healthy Hot Sauce be careful because this hot sauce is so good, before you know it, its gone.

Ratting: 10 out of a possible 10 points.

Previous Best Tasting Hot Sauce Winner: "ROBERTO'S HOT AVOCADO"
Ohhhhhh, Sweet Mama! This hot sauce is so unique in taste. Its got bite and the kicker is the Avocado in the sauce is so addictive, that you will pour it on everything from chips to sandwiches and sushi to tacos. I've always said, "If you can't beat it EAT IT!"

Ratting: 10 out of a possible 10 points.

Previous Best Tasting Hot Sauce Winner: "BAYOU BUTT BURNER"
After MAD BOMBER was out of the picture this was one of the hot sauces that took its place. BAYOU BUTT BURNER is a solid tasty treat to any hot sauce freak who loves garlic and heat.

Ratting: 8 out of a possible 10 points.

Previous Best Tasting Hot Sauce Winner: "ORANGE KRUSH"
This hot sauce has some great heat. Part of its charm is listed in the ingredients...MACE. Ummmmmy, Mace makes all the difference. So next time an officer of the law whips out his mace ask him to spray it on your tacos so you can eat it. Waste not, want not.

Ratting: 8 out of a possible 10 points.

Runner Up for 7th Annual Best Tasting Hot Sauce:

"QUEST FOR FIRE XXX Hot Sauce"
OHHHHHHHhhhhh-WWWWWWEEeeee is this good. The combination of garlic, habanero & chipotle peppers makes this hot sauce the ultimate for those who enjoy BIG flavor. I would highly recommend this with any kind of meat dish. But a BIG flavor doesn't come in a small package. QUEST FOR FIRE gives you a 12.4 oz bottle because they know you'll be smothering your food with this.

Ratting: 9 out of a possible 10 points.

"RAW HEAT: VINTAGE 69'"
Are you man enough to take on RAW HEAT? Are you girl enough to cry when you try? Well this is what I call HEAT. VINTAGE 69' has everything it takes to make your mouth burn, all the while doing it with "all natural" ingredients. Much like year 1969, RAW HEAT is an orgy of goodness. This is the hot sauce for those who enjoy garlic as much as they do heat.

Ratting: 8 out of a possible 10 points.

"TRINIDAD TRAUMA"
WOW this is HOT. TRINIDAD TRAUMA has a natural heat that has some serious "Creeper Burn." It comes out of nowhere and when it hits, you've got a nice 2 1/2 minute burn cooking your mouth. Just read the WARNING printed on the bottle, VERY HOT but also VERY TASTY! Another great garlic tasting sauce.

Ratting: 8 out of a possible 10 points.

"JOSE GOLDSTEIN ROASTED GARLIC & CHIPOTLE"
This is the Garlic Lovers choice of hot sauces. This hot sauce has a smoked garlic taste that is second to none. Red habaneros, chipotle peppers, garlic minced & roasted puree puts this sauce in a league all of its own. It has just the right amount of heat to make you use it all over your chips or entrees.

Ratting: 9.5 out of a possible 10 points.

What Started It All: "JAMAICA HELL FIRE DOCS SPECIAL"
This hot sauce is what got me addicted to hot sauce. Although its not the tastiest of hot sauces, it does have some sting to it. So if you're a first timer, let Jamaica Hell Fire be your remedy for bland food.

Ratting: 5 out of a possible 10 points.

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HOTTEST HOT SAUCE WINNERS

The Undisputed HOTTEST Hot Sauce Winner: "THE SOURCE"
If you think you're a bad ass hot sauce champ and you haven't tasted the SOURCE's good and evil. If you think you know heat...let me just tell you something, YOU KNOW NOTHING! This is by far the most intense, everlasting, never subsiding, purebred burn you will ever have. It is guaranteed to make you inflamed inside and out. If you live to tell the tale of good and evil then you are worthy to own your own bottle of the SOURCE. Click Here to see a picture of BillY eating THE SOURCE.

Ratting: 100 out of a possible 10 points.

THE HOTTEST SAUCES IN THE WORLD

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Hot Sauce Contest Rules

The hot sauces must be available for sale to the public, must have label and be FDA approved. No "home-made" concoctions or battery acid based sauces will qualify. MSG is ok. The hot sauces are judged on a scale of 1-10 (10 being the best rating) and under 2 categories: 1) Taste and 2) Heat.
The hot sauces in the Taste round are judged by the previous years winners. The hot sauces in the Heat round are judged by the hot sauce contestant who survives the elimination round and the previous years winners.
The hot sauce contestants are judged by how much heat they can endure. The person that eats the hottest sauces (and largest amount) without consuming any type of drinks to ease the pain wins. Blister development or the vomiting of blood is not an automatic disqualification of the hot sauce contestant.

So You DARE To Be A Contestant?

In order to be a Hot Sauce Contestant for the WMNF 88.5FM 7th Annual Dark Horizons HOT SAUCE CONTEST:
1) You must be at least 18 years of age or older, but not older than 129.
2) You can not have any heart conditions or respiratory aliments.
3) You must remain sober for the entire contest.
4) You must sign a release form stating that if you die you will not hold HELL ON EARTH, the station, manufacturers, distributors, or any of representatives thereof, accountable or responsible. ENTER THIS CONTEST AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
5) You must email band@hellonearth.net your interest in being a contestant no later than one day before the contest.

Previous first place winners are Hell On Earth's Joe (1997 Winner), Hell On Earth's BillY (1998 and 1999 Winner) and George of Dark Horizons who tied with BillY as the 1998 and 1999 Winner. DJ George was one of three Winners that included Geoff Kirby and Joseph Hornbeck in 2001. DJ Tom Gold from the Castle won in 2000. Last year DJ George shared the 2002 Winning Title with Sorrow. In 2003 BillY and DJ George shared the Winning Title.

Click Here to see a play by play of the 2003 competition.